Trust me, I've seen how this turns out usually...

Number your 12 favorite characters from any fandom and then answer the questions...

1 - Nightcrawler
2 - Capt. James T. Kirk
3 - Cid Highwind
4 - Zell Dincht
5 - Venom
6 - Hidan
7 - Deadpool
8 - Morpheus Dream King
9 - Maes Hughes
10 - Shino
11 - Sephiroth
12 - Domino

HAHA! *Triumphant laugh* I found a woman character I like!

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
(Hidan/Seph)
I disbelieve it's existence, but Seph would probably end it all by cutting Hidan into pieces. He'd like that. Hell, both would.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Zell)
ABSATIVLY! Zell is teh smex. Not only would I party with him, but I'd ttly lurve him too. The sense of humour, the personality, even the looks! All of it!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Domino/Dream)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
(Hughes)
Oh yeah. Wrote a few myself. Gotta love the family man.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Jim/Hidan)
Not really... Hidan is already in a relationship that is one of the VERY few I don't want to slash. And Jim... He doesn't hit hard enough. Not to mention his love for Spock is Canon.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
(Venom/Hughes) or (Venom/Shino)
Does it matter? Either way it's terrible terrible raep...Poor Maes...Poor Shino... ALL ARE UKE TO VENOMS MUGHTY SYMBIOTIC PENIS!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(Deadpool) (Jim/Domino)
"....Hawt." *True dat*

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
(Cid/Shino)
Ummm... The Highwind gets caught in a terrible other worldly storm and crashes in the Naruto-verse? Then maybe Shino and his team help him get home or something... It sounds like The Wizard of Oz from hell...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
(Nightcrawler/Dream)
Well Nightcrawler is a Dreamer...and Dream can pretty much be wherever and with whoever he wants... And both have had bad luck keeping girlfriends... That would be damn cute.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
(Deadpool/Domino)
..."Some like it Rough"

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
(Zell/Nightcrawler)
Bro Rape. No seriously. Nightcrawler is lonely and has no luck with women. Zell comes over to hang out and comfort him. They play gamecube.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
(Cid)
NO!!!!!!!! Cid is meant to be with Vin... But I guess might read a het fic with him. She can see the love in anything.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Seph)
Well yeah. is more of a fangirl for him than I am. And that says a lot.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
(Jim/Zell/Venom)
Oh good god. Well would write anything. RUN JIM!!! COVER YOUR ASS!!! YOU TOO ZELL!! HIDE BEHIND SQUALL!!! HIS EMO WILL PROTECT YOU!

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
(Shino)
"...!!"

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
(Dream)
Wow the possibilities are Endless (lol pun)! Hmmm...it would probably be something with an OC and I'd use "Fix You" By Coldplay.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
(Nightcrawler/Hidan/Domino)
Collateral damage sustained by reading this fic is not the responsibility of the author or her family/friends/relations. Side effects might include excessive blood, snarkiness, and pity for Nightcrawler.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
(Shino/Jim)
"You make my skin crawl."
With Shino, that's a good thing.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(Venom)
Never read a fic, but made up my own. Never wrote it down though, and it was a while ago.

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
(Hidan)
It ain't so super secret. If you've met him, you know.
"Hi I'm Hidan. I like Pain ^-^."

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
(Seph/Hughes)
Most likely not. Either. I imagine Hughes is an "I love you" drunk, but even drunk, Seph is not all about the shagging.

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
(Cid/Deadpool)
Cid: No.
Deadpool: Aw come on.
Cid: No.
Deadpool: Please?
Cid: No.
Deadpool: Fight ya for it.
Cid: I need a drink...

24. “(1)Nightcrawler and (7)Deadpool are in a happy relationship until (9)Hughes suddenly runs off with (4)Zell. (1)Nightcrawler, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)Seph and a brief unhappy affair with (12)Domino, then follows the wise advice of (5)Venom and finds true love with (3)Cid."

....*Twitch*.... *Brain bleeds* Poor Nightcrawler...

25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
(Deadpool/Deam)
Write a letter of complaint to the owners of the Marvel and DC universe that allow crossovers of such magnanimity...
Then Cry.